Everybody's favorite crosseyed cat has arrived at Youtooz

On his body he wears a black t-shirt stamped with the official Dead Meat logo

they sit at 2

which has helped him gain a following of over 520 thousand subscribers across his platforms

and the Handler's dog is here and ready to bark back

Touch Grass Plush (9in) jun_2025_drop Everybody's favorite crosseyed cat hasThe Plush Hey you! Yeah you!! We know youve been playing games in the dark for the past 48 hours. I mean, you havent even showered yet! Its time to peel yourself away from that screen, wash the chip dust and soda off, and get outside to touch some grass! Well, maybe you could just reach over and touch our brand new plush and pretend not to be rotting away all day! At 9 inches long and colored vibrant green to give off the feeling youre outside in