or even a heroic salad

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Kitchen Witch Talisman bugs or even a heroic saladThe kitchen witch is the traditional charm to thwart inconvenient spirits that caused pots to boil over, meatloaves to burn, and wine bottles to mysteriously empty. She exists in every culture, usually in creepy doll form. Hang this sleek, shiny, modern kitchen witch talisman anywhere in your home where you need protection against misfortunes or to give your luck a little extra oomph. Substantial metal talisman and hook. Black witch is cloisonn; the